Long Time Comin’

That’s right folks. It’s been a while. But in the time we’ve been apart, only good things could’ve happened, right? After all, it’s Tuesday. Since my last update (sorry for the lack of exposition on the extreme video rental idea, I got distracted by WORKING FOR A LIVING), I got promoted to Shift Lead/MOD (Manager…

Your Mom

The age old come-back, “Your Mom!” is a timeless classic in the exchange of quips and retorts. Sit back, relax by the fire, and unwind as Dave recounts some of his most favorite “Your Mom!” moments. Good Afternoon, readers. I’m your host for this holiday Christmas special, “Your Mom!” Today we’re gonna take a look…

Jogging Your Memory

You think there weren’t posts here, and that I haven’t updated for two weeks, but you’d be wrong. I secretly erased them from your memory. You did know you were getting old, didn’t you? I bet if you didn’t have pet tags on your pets, you’d forget what their names were. Yep. Senility is creeping…

SBC buys AT&T

SBC completed its purchase of former parent AT&T Corp. on Friday after California officials removed the final regulatory hurdle for the $16 billion deal…The two deals highlight the fading distinction between local and long-distance calling as separate services…SBC will change its name to AT&T. read more | digg story

The Real Thanksgiving

When the “White Man” came to America, he brought the Native Americans more than just small pox. He brought with him his poor, oppressed people seeking religious freedom and they all oppressed the indians and made them join the church of England. Go figure. The pilgrims mostly died off during the first Thanksgiving. They froze,…

Wish You Were Here. Please Send Turkey.

Since this is a blog and all, I thought I’d share with my readership a few things going on in my life. A not-so-entirely unfortunate series of events has lead to my not being able to travel home for Thanksgiving to see my family. In my recent job search, I was successful in finding employment…

The Truth About Janie

Not all the queen’s ruby diamond rings could afford such a deadly assassin as Janie Harrington. But wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. On a small farm in Uraguay in 1854, there was born a young lady. She was an unusually quiet baby. She never made a noise, even when she was half-starved. Her family…

Bernie the Builder

Editor’s note: It seems that it’s incredibly frustrating to try and make every first letter in each paragraph bigger, so bear with me as I experiment with various typesetting and layout techniques over the next few weeks. Oh, and expect a LOT more posts more often, so check back frequently. Bernie was a builder. Builders…

The Tale of Broken Cell Phones

Woe, depression, and angst. Those are the components of any modern drama, at least those which appear on the Fox Television Network. Yet this is not a TV drama, nor a dramatization of real life events for entertainment purposes. It is a tale of a broken cell phone, and one man’s path to redemption in…