Because They Might Read This
“Dee Dee Dee.” – Carlos Mencia
I’m definitely not so weird that strange pictures of me just keep showing up all over cyberspace. I don’t run any illegal tv downloading websites, and I don’t know where you’d get cheap mp3s with questionable legal status.
And I certainly don’t support communism. I pledge my allegiance to the good ol’ US of A under the banner of good ol’ Clippy (the paperclip character that pops up to help you in Microsoft Office… get out. No, seriously, get out. You’re fired.)
And the judge told me those court records are sealed once you turn 18, so I’m as good as golden.
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