Because They Might Read This

“Dee Dee Dee.” – Carlos Mencia

So, I’ve read horror stories about how people have gone to apply for jobs and the employer does a Google search for their name and sees all the drunken MySpace and Facebook photos they posted, along with their embarassing blog entries, and they don’t get the job.Thankfully, I have no such embarassing photos, and I have no such embarassing blog posts for my potential future employers to find.

I’m definitely not so weird that strange pictures of me just keep showing up all over cyberspace. I don’t run any illegal tv downloading websites, and I don’t know where you’d get cheap mp3s with questionable legal status.

And I certainly don’t support communism. I pledge my allegiance to the good ol’ US of A under the banner of good ol’ Clippy (the paperclip character that pops up to help you in Microsoft Office… get out. No, seriously, get out. You’re fired.)

And the judge told me those court records are sealed once you turn 18, so I’m as good as golden.

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