Because They Might Read This

“Dee Dee Dee.” – Carlos Mencia So, I’ve read horror stories about how people have gone to apply for jobs and the employer does a Google search for their name and sees all the drunken MySpace and Facebook photos they posted, along with their embarassing blog entries, and they don’t get the job.Thankfully, I have…

On Gnomes

I wrote a song parody. You’ll like it. But you’ll have to read it. You might not even understand it, unless you’re a fan of a certain Mr. Ludacris and have seen the Travelocity Gnome. *Gnome* (written by Dave Myers) ——————————————- Gnoooooooome (Gnome) Youza Gnoooooome (Gnome) Youza Gnoooooome (Gnome) I said that youza Gnoooome (Gnome)…