My favorite pair of pants is awesome for several reasons:
- They’re bondage pants – meaning they have straps and chains that go to various hooks and holes all around the pants, giving me endless configuration options, or the option to remove them completely.
- They have huge pockets that don’t bulge when I carry stuff.
- They’re cool looking.
- They are white with black trim, the only white pants I own.
- I bought them at Hot Topic a few months ago because I wanted to hang on to my youth for just a little longer.
- The legs zip off, so they’re also shorts. How novel!
These pants are also very comfortable, and I’m glad I bought them. They make older folks uncomfortable around me. You’ll probably notice a lot of the goth kids or the kids who are into heavy metal and dark make-up wear them. And then there are regular people like me who just like them.
Who am I kidding? Me? Regular? Blah. I don’t think I could be normal if I tried. I don’t mean that in an arrogant, non-conformist sort of way. Just more of a “I’m a weirdo” kind of way.
Dockers is having a TV commercial contest – you should create a video detailing “A Day in the Life of My Favorite Pants” and submit it to NBC’s website here: Dockers contest
If you’re a budding film maker, you could win a chance to see your ad aired during The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! That’d be a huge break for just about anybody that wins. Check it out!
