Make it Stop. Seriously.

According to io9.com, Hollywood is out to take a dump on another of my favorite childhood memories. This time, their target is Bill and Ted.

The remake dares to take out and modify some of the most key components of the original films, such as the phone booth (being replaced with something “a little more funky”) and more up-to-date pop-culture references such as Bill and Ted being worried about missing upcoming Batman film, The Dark Knight.

Also, there is rumor that their band will not be called Wyld Stallyns (another key component they shouldn’t have messed with) but rather something like Atomic Gorillaz.