If you haven’t seen Snakes on a Plane, you don’t know what you’re missing:
(No, not really.)
But man, the real movie is almost as funny.
Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with, nor are we officially sponsored by, Snakes on a Plane. But I mean come on, Snakes aren’t supposed to be on a plane.
And it’s not like you’re going to tell your friend the name of the movie and he’s going to go “Hey, what’s that about?” I mean, there’s these snakes, and they’re on a plane. And that’s bad. Go see it before I hit you.